Entry: some of the best quotes EVER Sunday, September 12, 2004



BEST QUOTES EVER FROM BACK IN THE DAY:

"THAT WOULD SUCK" - nathan & I at the EXACT SAME TIME when the old guy died

"LOOK!!! you're shiny!"- jon... pointing to my legs.  haha it was random. :D

"Well... i was in the bathtub and then Bryanna sat on top of me... and then i fell out of the bathtub because it kinda tipped over and they *debbie and kate and bryanna* all laughed at me!  And all this happened right after I proposed to bryanna..." - Ben @ the lockin

"Ariana... Michael Jr... Bekah... Almanzo... Emily... Jacie... Alisha... Eric... John... and who could forget GARRISON?????" - lmao emi... that was great.

"Hi.  This is George.  Ya missed me!" - me and Emi :D

"my name is Jonathon Brookview.  What's yours?"- michael
"Renae' Balthrop..." - me

all the colors of fun

"Bingbingbingbingbing..." miss cunningham

*really randomly in the middle of New Testament-*
"You know what really bugs me?  When fireplaces arent centered on walls..." - Scott
haha what fun... and then like 3 minutes later...
"I dont like spring because you have to mow your lawn."- Scott

Yeah I dont remember the wedding i only remember After the wedding..." - me
"OHHHH so you remember THAT PART!!!!"- emily
"OMG NOT THAT... the RECEPTION... ahhhhhh"- Me
"haha she wishes..." - Alisha
"Anyways... the reception was in a cave..."- me
"A CAVE???? and it's supposed to be all secret but you have a BANQUET... yeah like no one can tell that you're there..." - Emily
"hehehe..." - Alisha
"Yeah well yeah you guys bought me cans of food so i could live there..."-me
"Oh so perfect plan... Bry when you get married you'll get married in a cave and we'll give you cans of food.  how exciting..."- Emily
"And I'll be your LIMO DRIVER!" - alisha

Yeah i'm like the whole town's friend!" - Jacie *about Tonkawa*

"I broke it..." - emily

(yet me being the deaf person that I am...)
"YOU BROKE UP????? I didnt even know you were going out with anyone!!!" - me
"Omg... well i BROKE MY TOE... and i'm going out with Dan... you didnt know that?" - emily
"No i just thought it was mutual appreciation or infatuation..."- me

*reading* "Casual time with Greg..." looks up "Do we have a formal time with Greg?" - me
"I dont know..." *big pause* "Who's Greg?" - Alisha
*ahahhahahhahaha so funny*

"PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE have MERCY... BAMBI!!!!!!" - Greg Speck... acting as the lion

"Oh just go JUMP OFF A SPEEDBUMP!" - Jacie

okay guys... this might just shock you are you ready?  *dramatic pause*  God is NOT a rapist" - Mrs cunningham

"Oh shut up Michael not everything is about you"- Me
"Oh yes it is." - Michael
"No stop being CONCEITED!" - me
"Oh i'm sorry i didnt know it was that time of the month"- michael
"Oh it's yours?" - me
"No mine's next week" - michael
*Lol Kristen and Emi that was hilarious*

HAHAHA alisha readin the back of your LOTION BOTTLE:
"Apply generously to all parts of the body... Do not place in direct sunlight" - lotion bottle
"AHH COVER IT COVER IT THERE'S THE SUNNNNN!!!!!!!!!"

We're standing there and randomly i start laughing and Emi's like...
"WHAT?" and i was like:
"HE LOOKS LIKE MY MOM!!!!!" - me
"OMG HE DOES"- Emi
*lol... he DOES!  kinda* (m-c---l)

"DUSTIN! PEN!"-me
"I dont have a pen."-dustin
"Yes you do, in your left front pocket." - me
"Whoa..." - dustin
"Yes, I'm a stalker" - me

"Do you play the drums? Cuz your body's BANGIN"- Mark Hartman *hah alisha that was hilarious*

"RAR!  RAR RAR RARRRRRRRR" - some kid behind the curtain during practice
"yes... rar rar rar" - Andy Gunzelman

"you shoot the aliens with the lasers and protect your fishies!  SCORE i just got a swordfish!!! :D" - Dustin

BETTY! I MEAN... BUNNY..."

ME: Tomorrow's Salsa day Jacie!!! YOU CAN BE A SPANIARD!
Jacie: No...
Me: A mexican?
JACIE: No...
Me: Oh i forgot... an Indonesian?
JaCiE:  No...
Me: Or a Trinity Loser?
Jacie: No...
Me: Are you gonna wear aNYTHING at ALL???
Jacie:  No... yes... wait what's the right answer to that one?


Alisha:  OH LOOK!  my shirt... LA-DIES!  DIE DIE DIEEEEEEEEE!  ahahahahaaaa...

Joe: "Why 'ello, ol' Pip ol' chap!!!!"  - that was from Great Expectations... hah

Mrs. Moore: *playing with my hair...* "Have you ever thought of tying your hair in a knot underneath your chin???"  *haha uhhh okay...*

Dustin: "Bryanna stop?  Want me to email Johnny?"

I give the Hello Kitty to Alisha i'm like... LOOK!
Alisha: Aww it's so cute!
me: Yep I know! 
*here she squeezes it... at the exact time i subconsciously make a squeaking
noise*
Alisha: IT SQUEEKS!!!!!!!! OMG

"Bryanna, be quiet!  I'm planning my life!" - Dustin

"I train for football season with this game" - Tyler ... me: "what by playing with Girls?"... Tyler: "and getting beat by them..."

DUSTIN YOUR MAH BROTHER NEVER FORGET THE FRESKA!!!!

   3 comments

lish
September 14, 2004   08:27 PM PDT
 
hahahahahahaha omg i loved those! hahahaha i laughed so hard!@ lol good times good times! lol gotta love them!!!! lol well i lvoe ya chickadee! ur super gorgeuos! muah!
Dustin
September 12, 2004   11:58 PM PDT
 
yayayay FRESKA :P waha... I looooove that stuff! omg this was an uber-fun entry... so many quotes! Tis crazy... did u do all o those from the top o yer head? cause that would be wicked awesome... wicked awesome, that is sooo lame. Awesome things aren't ALWAYS wicked, duh! Only sometimes :D SO uhmm... yay for quotes! haha, I just randomly thought of mrs C's purchased poo. That's great. Dang, we'll still be laughing about that one in college. Seriously, that'll be an awesome story to tell our kids! "I had this one teacher... and we got her to BUY kuwalla bear poo!!!" haha. Nice. okay, i stop now... ttyt!
Jacie
September 12, 2004   09:17 PM PDT
 
AHAHAHAHAHAH I LOVE IT!! AND I PROMISED YOU A COMMENT!! YAY GO ME!! HEEHEE!!! weEEEEEEEEEEEHA...YESH GOOD TIMES AWW I MISS YOU SOOO MUCH!! HAVE LIKE THE BEST DAY EVER MAKE LOTS OF MEMORIES TO LAST A LIFE TIME! I LOVE YOU SOOOOOOOOO MUCH MUWAH MUWAH MUWAH HUG!!!

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